THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING . . .

A new dimension to the carb crash:
Sleep deprivation + linguine w/white clam sauce + cosmopolitan = falling asleep at my computer WHILE TYPING.

Despite my normally "I can sleep anywhere and everywhere and for however long I want to" nature, THAT has never happened before . . . interesting.

Thankfully, everyone else was occupied. No one noticed. And I did not snort myself awake. I have to preserve some shred of dignity, after all . . .