QUESTIONS I AM MULLING TODAY . . .

What is one to do when one doesn't know what to do? I can't help but wonder: are any of my family members in these North Korean prison camps? And if they are, how the hell do I get them out?!

If you have been in a vegetative state for 13 years, and allegedly expressed a desire against living artificially, then is the government in a position to say you should be kept alive via feeding tube?

Why is the government STILL regulating women's morality and our medical decisions? Why would Shrub insist on cultivating a "culture of life" in America? I'm sorry . . . I wasn't aware we were doing otherwise.

Why do we care what happens between Liza Minelli and her creepy ex-husband David Gest?