EEK . . .

Uh-oh, it finally happened.

After three years, I'm sucked into "Alias."

Sigh.

But already the complaints begin ... "assassin-client privilege"? Oh PLEASE. Rick Yune is such a dork. And oh yes, please, make the Asian man the bad guy who thinks he's a reborn samurai and make him engage in some dastardly Japanese samurai sword-play.

And why does Jennifer Garner always look like she has a mustache, and why does she purse her lips so?n

I like the idea of 'tranquilizer lips,' though.