SNIFFLE . . .

I have to find something else to do at 4:00pm every day. Oprah is just too much; I just spent an hour crying my brains out. I think my contact lenses got washed away ...

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ICK . . .

I stayed tuned to ABC to watch the evening news ... and regret it with all of my heart.

The first headline: "Manditory evacuations take place."

Please. Don't make a bad thing worse. SPELL-CHECK.