AS IF! . . .

There are people out there who would just LOVE it if I could say ANYthing in a mere two words. Well, this one's for you, and you can thank Unlimited Mood for constraining me to two-word answers to the following questions.

1. Explain what ended your last relationship.
Saw light. Much better. Happier now.

2. When was the last time you shaved?
Yesterday morning. Smoother legs. Stubble already?

3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
Headed out. Working girl. Falling asleep. Commuter train.

4. Were you any good at math?
Notoriously bad. Not stupid! Just unskilled. (Hated algebra. Failed trigonometry. Geometry bit. Loved Calculus.)

5. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Watching movie. Knitting hat.

6. Your prom night?
Such drama.

7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
Allegedly royalty.

8. Have you had to take a loan out for school?
Of course! Grad school. Worth it.

9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
MySpace evil. Stay away!

10. Last thing received in the mail?
Store coupon. Clothing catalog. New book. Annual report.

11. How many different beverages have you had today?
Cool water. Dark coffee. Diet Coke.

12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?
Hate phone. Never talk. Emergencies only. Prefer email.

13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
High school. Billy Joel. Yankee Stadium. Best concert.

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Never ever. Dislike beach. Grainy sand. Unpredictable ocean.

15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
Wisdom teeth. Big needle. Gag reflex. Aching gums.

16. What is out your back door?
Outdoor deck. Neighbor's deck. Blue sky.

17. Any plans for Friday night?
Competing engagements. Totally undecided. Perhaps neither. Me time.

18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
Hardly ever. Too wilty.

19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
Totally gross. Never yet. Thank goodness.

20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Yes indeed! So pleasurable. Good company.

21. Do you re-use towels after you shower?
Of course. Who doesn't? (Ha, ha! Mabel answer!)

22. Some things you are excited about?
My Mondays. B's company. Successful events. Girls' time.

23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
Hate Jello. Gags me.

24. Describe your keychain(s).
Conference souvenir. Mostly functional.

25. Where do you keep your change?
Various jars. Must redeem. Need bills.