Ooh, in the height of my boredom, I discovered The Friday Five. Here's last week's Five:

1. What brand of toothpaste do you use? Colgate Total.

2. What brand of toilet paper do you prefer? Charmin (but not the weird extra-thick kind).

3. What brand(s) of shoes do you wear? Nine West, J.Crew, Birks, Tevas and Nike.

4. What brand of soda do you drink? Don't drink soda if I can help it. Croton Aqueduct tap water all the way!

5. What brand of gum do you chew? Don't chew gum, ever since being traumatized by the scene in "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" where Violet Beauregarde chews a piece of blueberry gum and inflates into a huge round blue ball, and they have to roll her away. NO THANKS.