IRRATIONALLY PERTURBED . . .

I hate pulling the second-to-last Kleenex out of the box and having the truly last Kleenex come out with it. It makes the Kleenex box look so lonely and bereft and empty. It is in fact empty. I wish I could at least put the box to good use instead of carelessly throwing it out as if I don't love it as much as I love the Kleenexes it holds. And then what the heck am I supposed to do with the last Kleenex, since it no longer has a home?!