GOD HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR TOO . . .

At the Judge's daughter's wedding in Albany, this weekend, the Reverend delivered the best anti-cell-phone admonition I ever heard, in his eminently dignified and booming voice:

"JESUS is on the MAIN line!" The crowd amens in response. "So you DON'T need a CELL phone, a BEE-per or a PA-ger to talk to Him!"

Amen, indeed.