THE AGONY . . .

For what seems like eighteen Sundays in a row now, the people in charge of that week's fellowship meal have served PASTA or NOODLES. Enough already! I'm dying over here!

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THE NEVER-ENDING JOKE . . .

I hope they don't mind being identified, but ... we have friends, The Jees, who are having a baby soon. And yes, their last name is pronounced just like it's spelled: "jee." Of course, this makes for a never-ending list of potential baby names. Our top choices, in no particular order:

Biolo Jee
Urolo Jee
Gynecolo Jee
ABCDEF Jee
Kenny Jee
What-Up Jee
Apollo Jee
Cash Money Jee
Eulo Jee
Melon E. Jee

And for you Ko-Reans out there, go phonetic with:
Song-Ah Jee (calf)
Do-Rah Jee (Korean root)
Kang-Ah Jee (puppy)
Suhl-Guh Jee (dishwashing)
Muhn Jee (dust)
Dweh Jee (pig)
Hyoo Jee (tissue)
Suh Tae Jee (Korean rap/singing group)

Sigh. We're so stupid.