THE STANK IS GONE! . . .

This kind of thing would only happen to me: my stinky piece o' crap white rental car got a FLAT TIRE.

As if it wasn't bad enough that the crappy thing has been made fun of constantly for being dirty, backwards and lacking three of its four hubcaps. As of this morning, it also had a big fat nail stuck in one of its hubcap-less tires. Sigh.

But I am pleased to inform you that the piece of crap has been returned to its home, and I now have a silver less crappy piece of crap. It doesn't stink like cigarette smoke AND it has power windows!

Hallelujah!