Thursday, September 30

I HATE GEORGE STEINBRENNER . . .

1. Yankees post-season tickets are on sale approximately ONE WEEK LATER than they were last year.
2. Season ticket holders got FIRST DIBS. I hate them too.
3. Post-season tickets go on sale EARLIER at the Stadium than online or by phone. STUPID.
4. You can only get tickets for ALDS Home Game One and Two in person at the Stadium; any leftovers will be put up for sale online. Online, you can get tickets for ALDS Home Game Three. But what if the Yanks SWEEP? MORE STUPID.
5. Ticket prices have gone up. ASININE.
6. And the worst part of all: you can only get two tickets at a time.

I HATE YOU, GEORGE STEINBRENNER. You put the desires of rich, spoiled, jerky, frat-boy investment banker-type season tickets holders before the needs of the rest of the fans, the REAL blood and sweat behind your God-forsaken team. And what the heck was Kevin Brown all about?! WASTE OF MONEY, and the bozo punches things and breaks his hand. DUMB. You go down to Tampa with your ugly old mock turtlenecks and throw your money and largesse around to the people there, and treat NEW YORKERS like sh*t. You contract with mediocre food service companies who hire slower-than-slow employees, and the cheese for your cheese fries is always freakin' COLD. You raise ticket prices, so that the only people who can afford to go are NOT FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD, and you're starting to price out lower Westchester too! And now you want to build a new stadium, so you can hike prices and treat the regular fans worse than you are already treating them? I HATE YOU, GEORGE STEINBRENNER.

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