IT'S CHRISTMAS, STUPID . . .

I just read a newspaper article which quoted a woman as saying "If people want to make Christmas a Christian holiday, that's up to them."

HELLO.
CHRISTMAS IS A CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY.
IT COMMEMORATES WHEN JESUS CHRIST WAS BORN.
DOI, DOI, DOI, DOI, DOI.

And by the way, we insist on giving Christmas gifts to each other because someone decided that since the three Magi gave presents to JESUS CHRIST, we should also give presents to each other.

CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT CHRISTIANITY.
It is NOT about light displays and pretty trees and gift wrap and gift certificates and sales and "Happy Holidays" and cards and baked goods and that thing you've been wanting for so long and you can't believe so-and-so didn't get it for you.

Doi.