LOOFAH THIS . . .

Christian conservatives (Lord, I hate that phrase) are condemning SpongeBob SquarePants for promoting homosexuality.

SpongeBob SquarePants is a big dorky yellow sponge whose daily highlight is burping the alphabet, for crying out loud!

Don't we Christians have better things to do? You know, like healing the sick, feeding the hungry, caring for the needy and helpless, and loving one another? Do we really care about a CARTOON SPONGE? Is getting rid of a CARTOON SPONGE really going to make more of a difference in children's lives than a loving, faithful home where the parents teach their offspring about offering Christ's love to others of His creation? FOR REAL.