DA DOO RUN RUN RUN . . .

It's that time of year again, my friends: The Revlon 5k Run/Walk for Women is back on track for 2005. On Saturday, April 30, I and my team, "NHF Fights Cancer," will be hitting the pavement and running towards those brown-baggie lunches and souvenir t-shirts, all for the sake of saving lives and finding cures for women's cancers.

Please, if you care and if you dare, support me or my team.

And in honor of you generous givers and the cancer victims we will help together, I shall do the Fallopian Tube Dance daily, up to and including the day of the Run/Walk. You ain't seen nuthin' until you've seen the Fallopian Tube Dance, believe you me.