BLEAH . . .

That's the only sound I feel like making right now. My body is experiencing a wretched combination of:

- lamb bloat (like sheep bloat, but lesser on the bloat)
- chest congestion
- low-grade fever
- swollen glands and sinuses
- sore throat
- slight chills and major aches
- sleepiness
- pulled right thigh muscle
- strained left back muscle
- overload of Ranch-1 french fries
- pre-groveling-in-traffic-court anxiety

Bleah.