TESTICULARATIONS . . .

One of the greatest perks of this job is that I get to laugh a lot. I wouldn't go so far as to say that I'm laughing at particular people and things, but sometimes, a pro se party -- one representing him or herself, for whatever reason -- submits a set of papers that is simply worthy of a healthy guffaw.

The following sentence, only slightly modified by Hooch and myself, is an actual sentence that appeared in one such submission, and elicited more than just one guffaw. In fact, Hooch and I recite this line to each other at least four times a week, and the ensuing laughter alone has given me a set of flat six-pack abs. You can't make this stuff up:

"Moreoverly, he fondled me in the regionality of my testical."