IT'S TRUE! . . .

Honesty begets honesty. Confession begets confession. Support begets support. Laughter begets laughter. Care begets care. Love begets love. Healing begets healing. Prayer begets prayer.

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TEN THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR ME SAY . . .

(Yeah, I know: never say never ...)

I don't remember where I saw this. But I'm bored, so I'm lifting it ...

1. "No, I don't mind the mess."

2. "Could I have more ice in my drink?"

3. "I love cats."

4. "I hate driving."

5. "I've gotta get out of New York."

6. "Can you massage my legs?"

7. "I can't wait to see that new Vin Diesel movie."

8. "It needs more sequins."

9. "I'll try the eel."

10. "Pass the Mary Jane."